Alright, let’s gab about them fancy watches, the kind them city folks wear. I heard someone talkin’ ‘bout a “High imitation Rolex Submariner”, sounds mighty important, huh? Don’t know much about these things myself, but I reckon I can tell ya what I’ve heard.
What’s this “Submariner” thing anyway?
Well, from what I gather, it’s a watch. A fancy one, mind you. Not like that old clunker I got hangin’ on the wall. This “Submariner”, they say it’s real popular, especially the black one or the one with the date. Folks call it the “Submariner Date”, I guess ‘cause it shows ya the date, real clever, huh? And then there’s this “Starbucks” one, with green, I think. Sounds like somethin’ a young’un would like, all flashy and new.
- Black Submariner: Plain and simple, I guess. Like a good pair of work boots, does the job.
- Submariner Date: Tells ya the date, fancy pants stuff.
- “Starbucks” Submariner (126610LV): Green, like that coffee shop the kids go to.
Now, these watches, the real ones, they say you gotta wait a long time to get ‘em. Sometimes two years! Can you believe that? Two years for a watch! I could grow a whole field of corn in that time. But some folks, they get lucky, get ‘em in a few weeks or months. Lucky ducks, I say.
Them Fake Ones, Now…
Then there’s the other kind, the “replica” ones. Fake as a three-dollar bill, but they look kinda like the real thing. Don’t go thinkin’ they’re worth nothin’ though, ‘cause they ain’t. They ain’t gonna be no investment, that’s for sure. But if you just wanna look fancy, and you ain’t got a lot of cash, well, maybe it’s an option. I guess it’s like buyin’ fake flowers instead of real ones, pretty to look at, but they ain’t the same.
Other Choices, If You Ain’t Got That “Rolex” Money
Now, if you ain’t got the money for a real fancy watch, or even a fake one, there’s other stuff out there. They got these “fashion watches”, I hear. Probably cheaper, but still looks nice, I reckon. Or you can buy a used one, a real one, but not brand new. That might be a good way to go, get somethin’ good without breakin’ the bank. Like buyin’ a used tractor, still works just fine.
There’s this “Casio Duro” watch. Folks say Casio is a cheap brand, but maybe that ain’t so bad. A good workin’ man’s watch, maybe. And another one, the “TIMEX M79 AUTOMATIC”. They say it’s affordable, which is good. Means it won’t cost ya an arm and a leg.
How Long Do Them Fakes Last?
You know, them fake “Rolex” watches, they say they last a good long time. Surprising, ain’t it? If you take care of ’em, clean ’em up nice, they might just keep on tickin’. But still, they ain’t the real deal. Like havin’ a picture of a cow instead of a real cow. Looks nice, but it don’t give ya no milk.
So, What’s It All Mean?
Well, if you want that “High imitation Rolex Submariner”, the one that looks like the real thing, go ahead. Just don’t be fooled into thinkin’ it’s worth a lot of money. It’s just a pretty thing, somethin’ to wear on your wrist. And if you want a real one, well, you better start savin’ your pennies, ‘cause they ain’t cheap. Or maybe just get yourself a good, solid watch that tells the time and don’t cost ya a fortune. That’s what I’d do.
Classic Style, They Say…
They keep talkin’ about “classic style”. I guess that means it looks good no matter what. Like a good pair of jeans, or a simple dress. This “Submariner”, it’s got that classic style, they say. Looks good on anyone, man or woman, young or old. Well, maybe not on an old woman like me, but you get the idea.
Anyways, that’s all I know about these fancy watches. Probably more than I need to know, to be honest. I’ll stick with my old clunker, it tells the time just fine. And it don’t cost me an arm and a leg. But you young folks, you go on and get your fancy watches, if that’s what makes you happy. Just remember, time keeps on tickin’ no matter what kind of watch you got on your wrist.
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