Well, let me tell you, I seen a thing or two in my day, but these newfangled YSL COLLEGE BAG, they’re somethin’ else. Now, I ain’t one for fancy stuff, but I gotta say, they got me lookin’ twice. Them Specialty Stores, they’re poppin’ up everywhere sellin’ these things. You know, the ones with the shiny YSL on ’em.
My granddaughter, she’s always on about these YSL bags. Says they’re all the rage. She showed me one, and I gotta admit, it was kinda pretty. This one, this COLLEGE BAG, it’s got this…this quilted look. Like an old blanket, but, you know, fancy. And the leather! Oh, it’s soft, like a baby’s behind. Not that I go around touchin’ baby behinds, mind you.
They say these YSL COLLEGE BAG things are a good investment. Like, you buy one now, and later it’s worth more money. Don’t ask me how that works. I just know that’s what they say. Maybe it’s like them Beanie Babies everyone was collectin’ a while back. You ever get into those, hun? A bunch of stuffed animals costin’ a fortune now, can you believe it?
Now, they got all different kinds of these YSL bags, not just the COLLEGE one. There’s one they call the “Loulou.” Sounds like a fancy poodle, don’t it? They say it’s a “classic,” whatever that means. Comes in different sizes, like small, medium, and large. I guess for carryin’ different amounts of stuff. Maybe your knitting, or your bingo cards, or your lottery tickets. Who knows. Lots of colors, too. Black, white, red, all kinds of colors. They even have some colors that look like a dang rainbow, don’t ask me what they call it.
- Small YSL COLLEGE BAG
- Medium YSL COLLEGE BAG
- Large YSL COLLEGE BAG
And there’s another one, this “Lou Camera Bag.” Sounds like somethin’ you’d put your camera in, right? But I guess it’s just a name. It’s got this little tassel thing hangin’ off it. My granddaughter, she loves them tassels. Says they’re “trendy.” I just think they’d get caught on everything. But hey, what do I know?
Then there’s the “Le 5 7 Bag.” Now that’s a name that just don’t make no sense to me. What’s 5 to 7? Is that the time? Is it a code? Nobody tells me nothin’. But anyway, it’s a smaller bag, they say it’s from the 90s. I remember the 90s and not many fancy bags like that. This one’s got that big YSL thing on it, too. Seems like they put that on everything.
And this one, this “Envelope” bag. It looks like a big envelope, I guess. They say it’s for a “night out.” I suppose you can put some candies or something in it, or your false teeth, or that kind of things. It’s got all these lines on it, like someone took a fork and drew all over it. They call it “quilted.” Like I said, like an old blanket. But a fancy one.
These Specialty Stores, they sell all these YSL bags and more. It’s all highfalutin stuff. I heard from one of the girls in town that you can buy these things that look just like the YSL bags, but they’re cheaper. They call ’em “dupes.” Like a trick, you know? I don’t know about all that. Seems like if you want the real thing, you gotta pay for it. That’s what my mama always used to say: “If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.”
I seen ’em online, too, these YSL COLLEGE BAG. They got pictures of ’em everywhere. Shiny and new. Makes you wanna reach out and touch ’em. They say it’s a good investment, and you can put a lot of things in there. You know, you can put your wallet, your keys, your phone. And your knitting project if you have one, or your grandkid’s toys, they probably would be happy about that.
- YSL Lou Camera Bag
- YSL Le 5 7 Bag
- YSL Envelope Bag
They say these YSL things are “luxury.” Means they’re expensive, I guess. But they’re also supposed to be good quality. Like they’ll last a long time. Longer than me, probably! And these Specialty Stores, they make sure you know it. Big signs, fancy lights, the whole shebang. It is a really good investment for sure, if you have the money, buy one. If you don’t, just get the cheaper one, those dupes. No one will know, right?
Anyway, that’s all I know about these YSL COLLEGE BAG and Specialty Stores. It’s a whole different world out there, I tell ya. A world of fancy bags and fancy names. But hey, maybe there’s somethin’ to it. Maybe I’ll get myself one of them YSL bags one day. Just gotta win the lottery first. You can buy me one if you want, just kidding! Now, you go on and have yourself a good day, ya hear? And don’t forget your purse!
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